1st September
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

The rotten apple

The apple in your life will go rotten if you take a bite today and wait to take another bite tomorrow... so always consume your apple and throw the rest away. Consume! Consume! Consume! Save Nothing! Save Nothing! Save Nothing!

Thought sponsored by the Committee for Higher Economic Growth Through Spending for a more Prosperous America.

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