21st October
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

Greet friends in a different way today!

Today why not try: (Angry/Dejected/Yet ultimately compliant):

(Indicate, come over here with your eyes):

"Oi! You see that guy over there? He's just asked me to Vacuum his cubical! Now, do I look like a janitor to you?" (Don't wait for a reply.)

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