22nd May
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

Judge a man by his underwear alone...

We all spend time making our outer garments look nice for others and to help our own self-image, but what if, underneath, we have soiled underwear, ill fitting, or, like common sluts, no underwear at all?

Never trust a well groomed person if there are watery noises coming from under their clothes.

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