8th June
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

Ride the wild tiger!

Cling on to his ears! Grab on to his tail! Stick your fingers into his furry back! There's nothing you can do but annoy this wild tiger more with every thing you do!

Just scream a lot, and hope for the best, and when you inevitably lose your grip just pray that you land on a nice, comfortable, bit of grass. Then hope the tiger is so tired it doesn't try to eat you all up!

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