4th June
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

Do a strip for yourself every night

Be the porn star in your own life!

Every night don't just undress, STRIP! Throw off those clothes and cavort! Put on sexy music! Gyrate like a professional, even if you are on your own. Make everything you do special!

(And, yes, it's OK to use the door if you don't have a pole!)

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