16th July
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

A dog's lick is worse than his bite

A dog shows his appreciation and love by licking your face.

The only way a dog can clean his naughty bits is to lick himself.

Beware of animals showing love, they may be just trying to get rid of the taste in their mouth, or even worse, think you look like their genitalia.

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