12th February
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

Make today your day of experimentation with speed

Have you tried: Speed listening... Speed talking, speed walking and speed eating... Speed burping, speed farting, speed toileting. Speed napping, speed dreaming, speed snoring.

Rejoice in speed in all of its forms...

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