2nd August
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

Today's fable: The asthmatic three legged tortoise and the hare have a race...

The hare was overconfident and was overtaken by the asthmatic three legged tortoise who just plodded along wheezing and stopping to use his inhaler...

Moral of this story: Even slow coaches with breathing difficulties and not very long legs can beat hares in fables.

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