29th April
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

Do not fear

Do not fear anything, for you will be saved from any misfortune by an unseen, unknowable, omnipotent force!

If you fail at anything in life, this force will provide you with a cushion to break your fall. Just make sure you land accurately on this variably sized, invisible, cushion to avoid nasty, permanent, injuries...

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