24th April
Thoughts for life enhancing beauty, mashed into a smoothie for the comedy soul

The penguin

A penguin looks clumsy when he bounces down a hill on his belly.

But in the water he is king. He is graceful and playful. He can perform quintuple backflips, moonwalks, cartwheels and pressups all on one flipper.

You can only be yourself, but if it's not working out, have you ever considered living in water?

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