Apr 18, 2014
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Man vs Train

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Jessie Krufts, Shoe Shop Owner

Kicked In Head

"Close Encounter Of The Hush Puppy Kind" [More]

18 April

Game Of Beards

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Jessie Krufts, Dandy Smoker

"Never trust a man who's initials are GRR." [More]

17 April


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Jessie Krufts, Says What He Sees

"Hot Dog!" [More]

15 April

Giraffe Shoot

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Jessie Krufts, Predictive Text User

"I bet even the GoPro people could get my toast to land butter side up when it falls on the ground."

14 April

Camera Chaos

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Jessie Krufts, Cameraman

"Did the cameraman fall heavily onto his bottom? He probably deserved it."

11 April

Phone Alone

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Jessie Krufts, Drummer

"I still prefer to horn-honk my messages to other drivers in morse code."

10 April

Popball Born

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Jessie Krufts, Careers Counselor

"I say give him free popcorn for life... or maybe a job as a popcorn container tester."

8 April

Delivery Blooper

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Jessie Krufts, Dog Feeder

"Those dogs knew something exciting was about to happen."

7 April

Kitteh Karma

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Jessie Krufts, Futurologist

"Cats don't watch videos on tablets? How 2010."

4 April


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Jessie Krufts, Angler

"If it's a two hour flight then there is enough time for another 20 performances of that. Let's see if their voices can outlast these ears."

3 April

Saber Palaver

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Jessie Krufts, Smoker

"It would make an excellent cigarette lighter."

1 April
The Truth Is In Here
You will be drawn to a Hollywood Great from the 1920's this month, even though, at the moment, you have never heard of her. Rene Garawayde was the originator of the shocked hand-over-the-eyes look used extensively in the silent era to signify 'walking into wind'. [More]
After a poor start to the year, you are about to enjoy a period of superbly executed plans. [More]
A robust defense to any allegations of illiteracy from a teenager is necessary this week, especially if she is wearing a red cap. [More]
A self-help book, which you bought the last time you thought you needed help, is set to assume a pivotal importance this month. Luckily, you bought the hard back version which will prevent flooding in your bathroom when you shove it in hard to a hole that appears all of a sudden, as per pages 267-274. [More]
Ironically, your tongue is set for a poor month. Avoid licking envelopes after 15th and ice cream should be eaten with a spoon, not erotically, after the 10th. [More]
A well loved aunt who has an international police record as an anti-globalization protester, is set to make a welcome call this month. Avoid taking her to any McDonalds or Starbucks from which she has a globe-wide ban. If the old coot absentmindedly follows you in, she will be noisily arrested with surprising speed. Try to avoid getting into any security camera shots with her, preferring to wear large hats throughout the month. Practice an untraceable foreign accent for emergencies. [More]
Avoid the number 18 in the lottery at all costs. [More]
On watching the news on the 18th you will be surprised to see a painting of your grandfather in a museum in St Petersburg, Russia. Make all the necessary calls to find out who this person actually is. [More]
The dispute between Mercury and Mars continues, dooming you to ever more exotic cookery. (Note: the Zimbabwean bean cake you attempted was not cooked for its optimal time and was, as you thought at the time, far too crunchy.) [More]
Your chart, if joined by the ages old method of dot-to-dot, once again forms a pointy eared animal. This could be a sign that you are about to start experimenting with horse breeding, or it could mean something else entirely. [More]
Your attempts to take up extreme sports will receive another boost this month when, whilst walking out to your car, you will catch in your arms a large television set thrown out of an upstairs window. The adrenaline rush you get from the success of this catch will feature heavily in your after-dinner talk circuit, and possibly on Letterman, later in your catching career. [More]
People under 3ft tall are always ill starred for Virgonians, but this month more so. [More]
April 2014

Captain Boss Man

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Jessie Krufts, Dolphin Trainer

"Don't tell Matthew McConaughey they can cgi in the weight loss. He might be a bit cross."

28 March

Mouse Backwards

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Jessie Krufts, Harrumper

"Zoinks! Mice are just as creepy running backwards as they are running forwards."

27 March

Canada Cold

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Jessie Krufts, Optimist

""Mmmh. Canada looks as delicious as an ice cream sundae."

25 March

VHS Alone

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Jessie Krufts, Home Boy

"Which casting agent did they use? He looks more like a Steve to this reviewer."

24 March

Slick Tricks

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Jessie Krufts, Dandy

"How much cgi would it take for me to jump out of my window straight into my car in the morning? I would pay good money for that."

21 March

Best Video On YouTube

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Jessie Krufts, Telephone Salesman

"Aaarrrggghhhhhh! Will this product placement ever end....?"

20 March

Basketball Boozer

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Jessie Krufts, Professional Penguin

"Stop, wait. Is that introduction partly in Russian? I will not watch any more of this video."

18 March
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