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Apr 23, 2014
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Dog Hero

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Evolutionary Embracer

"OK, so maybe opposable thumbs were an unnecessary evolutionary step. My bad." [More]

22 April
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Fishy Prank

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Sportarologist

"This is one of my favorite games from the Red Neck Olympics." [More]

21 April
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Man vs Train

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Shoe Shop Owner

Kicked In Head

"Close Encounter Of The Hush Puppy Kind" [More]

18 April
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Game Of Beards

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Dandy Smoker

"Never trust a man who's initials are GRR." [More]

17 April
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Dogtastic

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Says What He Sees

"Hot Dog!" [More]

15 April
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Giraffe Shoot

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Predictive Text User

"I bet even the GoPro people could get my toast to land butter side up when it falls on the ground."

14 April
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Camera Chaos

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Cameraman

"Did the cameraman fall heavily onto his bottom? He probably deserved it."

11 April
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Phone Alone

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Drummer

"I still prefer to horn-honk my messages to other drivers in morse code."

10 April
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Popball Born

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Careers Counselor

"I say give him free popcorn for life... or maybe a job as a popcorn container tester."

8 April
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Delivery Blooper

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Dog Feeder

"Those dogs knew something exciting was about to happen."

7 April
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Kitteh Karma

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Futurologist

"Cats don't watch videos on tablets? How 2010."

4 April
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King'Tastic

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Angler

"If it's a two hour flight then there is enough time for another 20 performances of that. Let's see if their voices can outlast these ears."

3 April
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Saber Palaver

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Smoker

"It would make an excellent cigarette lighter."

1 April
The Truth Is In Here
Aquarius
You will be drawn to a Hollywood Great from the 1920's this month, even though, at the moment, you have never heard of her. Rene Garawayde was the originator of the shocked hand-over-the-eyes look used extensively in the silent era to signify 'walking into wind'. [More]
Aries
After a poor start to the year, you are about to enjoy a period of superbly executed plans. [More]
Cancer
A robust defense to any allegations of illiteracy from a teenager is necessary this week, especially if she is wearing a red cap. [More]
Capricorn
A self-help book, which you bought the last time you thought you needed help, is set to assume a pivotal importance this month. Luckily, you bought the hard back version which will prevent flooding in your bathroom when you shove it in hard to a hole that appears all of a sudden, as per pages 267-274. [More]
Gemini
Ironically, your tongue is set for a poor month. Avoid licking envelopes after 15th and ice cream should be eaten with a spoon, not erotically, after the 10th. [More]
Leo
A well loved aunt who has an international police record as an anti-globalization protester, is set to make a welcome call this month. Avoid taking her to any McDonalds or Starbucks from which she has a globe-wide ban. If the old coot absentmindedly follows you in, she will be noisily arrested with surprising speed. Try to avoid getting into any security camera shots with her, preferring to wear large hats throughout the month. Practice an untraceable foreign accent for emergencies. [More]
Libra
Avoid the number 18 in the lottery at all costs. [More]
Pisces
On watching the news on the 18th you will be surprised to see a painting of your grandfather in a museum in St Petersburg, Russia. Make all the necessary calls to find out who this person actually is. [More]
Sagittarius
The dispute between Mercury and Mars continues, dooming you to ever more exotic cookery. (Note: the Zimbabwean bean cake you attempted was not cooked for its optimal time and was, as you thought at the time, far too crunchy.) [More]
Scorpio
Your chart, if joined by the ages old method of dot-to-dot, once again forms a pointy eared animal. This could be a sign that you are about to start experimenting with horse breeding, or it could mean something else entirely. [More]
Taurus
Your attempts to take up extreme sports will receive another boost this month when, whilst walking out to your car, you will catch in your arms a large television set thrown out of an upstairs window. The adrenaline rush you get from the success of this catch will feature heavily in your after-dinner talk circuit, and possibly on Letterman, later in your catching career. [More]
Virgo
People under 3ft tall are always ill starred for Virgonians, but this month more so. [More]
April 2014
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Captain Boss Man

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Dolphin Trainer

"Don't tell Matthew McConaughey they can cgi in the weight loss. He might be a bit cross."

28 March
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Mouse Backwards

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Harrumper

"Zoinks! Mice are just as creepy running backwards as they are running forwards."

27 March
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Canada Cold

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Optimist

""Mmmh. Canada looks as delicious as an ice cream sundae."

25 March
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VHS Alone

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Home Boy

"Which casting agent did they use? He looks more like a Steve to this reviewer."

24 March
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