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21st October 2014

Video Of The Day (from the top 100 charts)

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
The Most Insane Moment In Political History

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Jessie Krufts, Orange Juice Squasher

"I agree with the guy who wouldn't come out: Never debate a man with perfectly cooled balls." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Red Neck Couch Moving

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Jessie Krufts, Magician

"They are the David Copperfield's of couch moving." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Nobody Interrupts The Boss's Phone Call

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Jessie Krufts, Astronaut

"One small step for a boss... One giant leap and a yelp for everybody else" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Upside Down Running Hamster

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Jessie Krufts, Matinee Idol

"Ouch ouch ouch. I predict little paw burns when he tries to stop the wheel going round. What would Droopy do?" [More]

 

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Guilty Dogs Compilation

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Jessie Krufts, Builder

"Now that's what I call looking guilty. Politicians please take notes." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Dog Plays Dead When Picked Up

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Jessie Krufts, Gym Owner

"He's dead. He's alive. He's dead. He's alive. OK it was cool to start with but this video is starting to annoy me." [More]

Not The Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Paper Airplane Machine Gun

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Jessie Krufts, Office Manager

"The paper office fights back. Take that email!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Stop Motion Parkour

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Jessie Krufts, Dry Cleaner

"I hope you're not expecting me to clean those grass marks off those shirts again, Sirs." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
My Life vs GoPro

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Jessie Krufts, Optimist

"Oh, stop moaning. You could start by jumping over the dog in the stream." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Bee Attack During Weather Forecast

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Jessie Krufts, Squisher

"Bees 1 Weather Forecasters 687,764" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Pug Shouts Help!

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Jessie Krufts, Movie Goer

"OMG! Planet Of The Pugs! Don't let him learn how to ride a horse. Run for the hills!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Do Not Yawn At Work

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Jessie Krufts, Satirist

"How appropriate: A melon to the melon." [More]

Horoscopes, October 2014

A bad nights sleep will bring rewards that initially may appear to you in the form of sweating, loss of breath, a bad headache, heart palpitations, or chest pains. Whatever you do do not phone for medical assistance, it's just the planets trying to make contact with you. [More]

Your once profitable Wall Street brokerage firm has been saved by the generous handouts from taxpayers after the financial crisis. Mercury and Saturn's influence over Congress can be applauded, but beware that Mars is about to help cut off this funding. Prepare to take to the hills at short notice. [More]

Flipping a small chocolate off your nose and then catching it in your mouth and eating it is about to set you in the good graces of a young child, or possibly a new career in the circus. [More]

A tall man with thick glasses, wearing a stained raincoat, with a whiny voice and hair on the back of his hands, is about to enter into your reality around sunset of the 16th. Welcome him / don't welcome him into your life it's up to you, but Jupiter quite likes the cut of his jib. [More]

A sauna is not really the place to discover what Saturn has in store for you this month, so make sure that the towel is wrapped around your waist as tightly as possible...[More]

Halitosis and the more general 'hot food mouth pong', are set to indicate to you who your real friends are this month. The planets favour choosing those who like chilli and red peppers, and would prefer that you avoid garlic eaters at least while the current international financial uncertainties persist. [More]

This month there could be unexpectedly excitingly glamorous consequences to an error in an e-mail or memo you send, particularly around the 7th. The error may ultimately lead to a brief meeting with a rock legend or an A lister who employs an absent minded personal assistant. [More]

A small squeaky-sqwarky pet is trying to tell you something. Re watch the Lassie films if you are unsure how to communicate with animals.[More]

This month your destiny is like a fairy tale wolf with lots of puff but without any house to blow down. [More]

You will finally get the opportunity to discover who would actually win in a race between a tortoise and a hare this month after Pluto is caught off guard. [More]

Pouty lips are set to inspire you into action at times this month in ways too numerous to list - beware shocking adverts, especially on posters or billboards, until after the 18th. [More]

Farm animals are set to provide you with considerable joy, especially cows and pigs. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Benedict Cumberpatch Can't Say Penguins

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Jessie Krufts, Homer Simpson Eat-i-likie

"Mmmh Chicken Wings." [ More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
TV Reporter Quits On Air with F-Bomb

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Jessie Krufts, Gamer

"I can't wait for the first news program to use the f-word in a real political interview. This is a great first step. Kudos." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Car Crash

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Jessie Krufts, Gamer

"This GTA footage is getting better and better. It looks almost totally realistic." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Nate's Firepole Fail

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Jessie Krufts, Optimist

"Fly little boy fly!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Frozen - Naughty Version

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Jessie Krufts, Movie Trailer Voice Over Wannabe

"In a world where Disney meets The Sopranos..." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
London Cyclist Stopped By Police

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Jessie Krufts, Extreme Stunt Ideas Man

"Does anyone know what happens when someone tasers a cyclist while still riding the bike? Maybe a suggestion for the next Bond film?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Did Barbie Just Swear?

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Jessie Krufts, Cattle Rustler

"What the fook?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Bat Attack

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Jessie Krufts, Movie Goer

"Does anyone else get an Omen type vibe from this? He should probably expect at least a choking incident in the next 5 days." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Learned How To Get Through The Door

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Jessie Krufts, Irish Dance Critic

"That's the closest I've ever seen a dog get to doing the Riverdance. Half a Kudos." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Duck Tales Theme With Real Ducks

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Jessie Krufts, New Vegetarian

"I will never be able to eat crispy duck pancakes again." [More]

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