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July 28, 2014
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Video Double Bill Of The Day (From the Top 100 here)
Dog Double Bill
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Canine Charm

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Sentimentalist

"After watching these I feel like I have my warm kangaroo onesie on but I don't."

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28 July
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Cat Chaos

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Software Googler

"Try it with chocolate pudding next."

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24 July
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News Now

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Camera Shop Owner

"The best use of wobble vision I have ever seen on YouTube."

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24 July
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World Cup Incident

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Ice Cream Lawyer

"So being naked is not allowed on YouTube but it is ok to monetize a video of yourself doing a criminal act. Noted."

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22 July
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Wine Wipe Out

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Youtube Commentator (Moderated)

"Fake and vin de pays."

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21 July
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Android Anger

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Android Ideas Man

"If you can get it to motion-fart during a phone call that would be super."

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17 July
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Woman Walks On Water (For A Bit)

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Pools Everywhere Inc

"You too can have a pool where nobody will ever expect it. In a garage, in a sauna or in a stable... Call now for a free quote on 1-800..."

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15 July
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Phone Freak Out

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Tech Mystic

"I predict that the iPhone 15 will be totally bouncy."

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14 July
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Hedgehog Party

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Baker

"I would have made a big cake and then cut a small piece out. Baking a small cake like that is simply foolish."

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11 July
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Wifi Wallop

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Masseuse

"Sigh. I miss untangling wires."

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10 July
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Mad Diva™

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Book Store Owner

"At last someone storms out of an interview without giving a proper plug for their new book. Go Joan!"

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8 July
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Doggie Damp

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Party Manager

"So the pit bull isn't wearing a costume? I wouldn't argue with it on creative differences either."

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7 July
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Doggie Damp

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Party Organiser

"If you wired that up properly you could get your dog to blow up all your balloons."

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4 July
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Knockout Special

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Penguin Impersonator

"They call him Headbutt Johnson Jr. His grandfather got a whole Waltons episode back in 1985."

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3 July
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Dumber 2

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Politics Student

"But will it work in a post George W Bush and Dick Cheney world?"

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1 July
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News Fall

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Cheese Maker

"Who put that invisible dog there?"

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30 June
The Truth Is In Here
Aquarius
Apples, but not peaches or plums, will help stimulate your more optimistic singing voice this month, especially for those being affected by seasonal rain showers. [More]
Aries
An 'All You Can Eat' breakfast experience from your childhood is likely to come back to haunt you this month in the form of a moment of violent vomiting. [More]
Cancer
Eat only organic fruit and vegetables for a second month (sorry we forgot to mention this last month). Take up origami. Oral medication is also well starred. Indeed, any word starting with the two letters or will pepper this month with excitingly vigorous opportunities. [More]
Capricorn
Your destiny will continually be hampered by the appearance of flying pigs (including the police variety) until well into the Jupertian equinox on the 8th of November. [More]
Gemini
A person will make a blatant sexual advance to you after 10th which should be roundly rejected after a period of 'checking out the goods'. [More]
Leo
Bubble baths, and all the towels you could conceivably have a use for, are set to make your bath time leisure activities 'zing' like in no other time in your life. [More]
Libra
Soap of a yellowy brown color is not advised on the 9th, neither is face painting of zoo or farmyard animals after the 16th due to the risk of meeting someone who will look at you in an 'I could have painted that animal better' kind of way. [More]
Pisces
Hair gel is to be avoided between 4th and 18th unless it can be applied strictly counter clockwise. [More]
Sagittarius
Static electricity will cause you to have one of the worst hair days for a while on 17th. [More]
Scorpio
Stockings and any feather-light leg coverings are badly starred this month, with laddering and tearing most likely following the Uranial equinox on the 9th. [More]
Taurus
What Psychological-Geologists refer to as a life enhancing 'earthquake' of the soul, will lead on to you discovering a talent for finding truffles in the French wilderness using just your nose. [More]
Virgo
A fractious month for sky diving and knitting in any of their forms. [More]
July 2014
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