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19th Sept 2014

Video Of The Day (from ickletube.com's top 100s)

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
London Cyclist Stopped By Police

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Extreme Stunt Ideas Man

"Does anyone know what happens when someone tasers a cyclist while still riding the bike? Maybe a suggestion for the next Bond film?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Did Barbie Just Swear?

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Cattle Rustler

"What the fook?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Bat Attack

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Movie Goer

"Does anyone else get an Omen type vibe from this? He should probably expect at least a choking incident in the next 5 days." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Learned How To Get Through The Door

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Irish Dance Critic

"That's the closest I've ever seen a dog get to doing the Riverdance. Half a Kudos." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Duck Tales Theme With Real Ducks

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, New Vegetarian

"I will never be able to eat crispy duck pancakes again." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Sloth Drops The Bass

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Animal Critic

""Get a job slacker."" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
iPhone 6 (Spoof)

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Geek Wannabe

"I want to be able to jump on my iPhone without it breaking. Is that really too much to ask?." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
Run Walter Run

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Secret Shopper

"Kudos for thinking ahead and buying a waterproof camera." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
People Eat Animal Testicles

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Fridge Lifter

"Maybe I'm old fashioned but I would need phallic shaped vegetables with my testicles." [More]

Horoscopes, September 2014

Philosophy: Beware the floating bubble of the angry fish, especially if you haven't seen where the bubble has come from... [More]

A truffle sniffing French pig will make itself known to you this month using the medium of mud on the carpet. [More]

A person wearing black socks will provide comfort in a moment of watery anxiety. [More]

Moist face towels will be in short supply around the 17th due to reasons that will become apparent on the 12th. [More]

Check that the electricity company hasn't wired up a street light to your house supply by switching off your supply and watching whether street lights go on or off at least twice this month. (Remember that they might have wired up a street light not in immediate sight of your house.)[More]

This month you will be entertained by a 'murder most foul' classic crime mystery. This will take the form of, either, a dinner murder mystery weekend, a compulsive television drama, or a dead body found under your stairs. [More]

Hallucinogenic drugs and smoked fish are this month's surprising bed fellows. [More]

Leftovers from a chicken meal will cause one of the most bizarre arguments in your life this month, and may only be resolvable using professional arbitrators. [More]

Your boating based contingency plans will go awry spectacularly on the 15th. [More]

A rare Jupertian undercurrent signifies a creative month for all Scorpios who enjoy the arts, literature and fast food in all of its forms. [More]

You will be drawn into a physically stressful argument over a small mammal with a child or young teen around the 9th. Ensure a supply of fruit is on hand to console any small mammal which may overhear your hurtful, mammalist, prejudices. [More]

A new baby, or a wild animal that likes nothing better than to scream at the top of its high, screechy, range, is about to enter your life in the most unexpected of ways. Stock up on baby food and dried animal pellets, always favoring products with banana or papaya in them. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say:
2 Year Old Ice Bucket Challenge

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Interior Decorator

""I love the way that she blames the chair." [More]

Video Of The Day - Our Say: GoPro: That Oh S*** Moment

Angry Man
Jimmy Piper, Cartoon Aficionado

"Had he kept biking and the mother bear jumped on behind it would have been like a scene from the Hair Bear Bunch... 1970s Cartoon Kudos." [More]

Hair Bear Bunch

Video Of The Day - Our Say:
Magician Tries To Sell Pot To A Cop!

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Magician's Magician

"I would have magic-ed it into the officer's top pocket and then citizen arrested his ass." [More]

Video Of The Day - Top This Video:
Ice Bucket Challenge - Tom Cruise

Angry Man
Fred Flunkee, Dog Scraper

"What? No Ice Bucket?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say
Ice Bucket Challenge Again (Spoof)

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Steam Engine Enthusiast

"Hmmm. It's not quite a faily fail is it?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say
Ice Bucket Challenge (Spoof)

Angry Man
Fred Flunkee, Dog Scraper

"I nominate a polar bear, a lion and an Elvis impersonator." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say
Cool Man Wins $15.3mn In Poker Game

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Doctor

"I would have screamed." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say
Selfie Everyday For 7 Years

Concerned Citizen
Jessie Krufts, Mork Impersonator

"Woosh. That's how I felt when I heard Robin Williams had died this morning." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Say
Kama The Surfing Pig

Concerned Citizen
Harry Zonderblurb, Leg Counterer

"Yea, but it's much easier surfing if you've got four legs and can use your nose as a fifth leg if needs be." [More]

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