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3rd August 2015

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Funny Horoscopes

Guaranteed accurate or the time your took reading them back horoscopes. [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Owl Vs Law Enforcement

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Shortist
"How tall is that Police Officer if that camera is her body cam?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Sleeping Baby Pugs In A Line

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Dog Namerer
" I'd name the one on the left, Sleepy, the next one Butcher, the next one Clarence, then it's Duncan, Mary and Amy." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Cute Labrador Slides Down Ramp

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Incinerator Manager
"But on the other hand, if little cute puppy there got a splinter in the underside doing that, that would be the howliest, gnarliest, sound you have ever heard. It would dissolve that smiley child's face into a red mass of water and sobby half spoken breaths. Even I would downclick that." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Crazy Paintball Prank

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Police Commissioner
"Shame the black guy with a similar YouTube channel was shot dead by the police for that though. It looks sooo much like a gun..." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Catzooka - Cat Launcher!

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, James Bond Impersonator
"The military uses for this are endless. Especially for crazy bald bad guys with cats." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Fritz Learns To Catch A Sausage

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Remembers the 1920's
"At last, a correctly napkin-attired diner. It's like we are back in the 1920's. Kudos. Shame the dog isn't wearing a cap too, but you can't have everything." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Dogs Who Lost the Fight Against Sleep

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Good Ole Boy
"I always sleep with my tongue out of my mouth. It scares the home help every time." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
When You Troll The Entire Crowd

Older Man
Fred Flunkee, Hoola Hooper
"Try a bit of Elvis Presley next time, I used to scream at him when I was their age." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Thug Life Compilation - July 2015

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Stranger
"If you can't buy ice cream from a stranger who can you buy it from?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Flower Crashes Cat

Shocked Man
Harry Zonderblurb, Psychiatrist
"That's why The Queen has to practice putting her crown on. If her eyes go like that she looks really funny." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Arrogant Cat

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Twerker
"That just makes my blood boil." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Fast Honk

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Scientist
"On balance, I would say it is much less annoying than slow honking." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
How To Quickly Make a Frozen Coke

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Publicist
"It's only a matter of time until someone dies making these How To Basic videos. I say stop now before it gets out of hand." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Amazing Bear Recreation

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, PE Teacher
"Yes, he's got the bear 'boingy' movement down pat. Kudos." [More]

The Truth Is In Here -
Horoscopes For July 2015

A SELECTION OF OUR MOST PRESTIGIOUS AWARDS:

Koala Bear In A Horoscope Prediction Of The Year, 2013

Saturn's Preferred Horoscope On Planet Earth Award 2014

Hugged For A Full 3 Minutes By The Bear Huggers Of Catatonia

Most SMS'd Horoscope Of The Year, 1943

Friends Of Jeb Bush Association Prediction Of The Year 2015

[Horoscopes--->]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Bruiser Bear

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Marketer
"I can't wait for smiley Bruiser Bear to meet Grumpy Cat. It's t-shirt heaven." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Back Off!!! Cat vs Bear

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Envelope Sniffer
"Hmmm... What's the opposite of scaredy cat? And would it ever snuggle?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Hot Puppy In Fountain

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Puppy Carer
"Yea! At last a dog relieving himself without the nasty emissions normally associated with that statement. Although I do hope somebody checks for what looks like a brown dead fish after he gets out." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Amazing Obstacle Course In Chile

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Weight Watcher
"How many calories did I just burn watching that?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Pups Running For Dinner

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Banjo Player
"I've trained my dogs to run when they hear violins playing too. Can't be too careful these days." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Awesome catch by the bear

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Muffin Manager
"Yea, the bear hasn't quite got the thumbs up thing down yet huh?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Goats In Pajama's

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Horticulturist
"Hmmm. That sounds horribly like pigs in blankets and we all know how that turned out." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Government office sets up "cat library"

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Humorist (Unemployed)
"Librarian, I would like to read A Tale Of Two Kitties, Phnarf." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
John Coffee Singer Catches Beer While Crowd Surfing

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Musician
"Good wrist strength in the crowd too. It must be all that air guitar." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Barehanded Baseball Catch

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Red Neck
"Behind every successful catching man is a good woman there to take the bottle of beer out of his hand before he does it. Yeee hargh!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Real GTA

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Fashionista
"When he takes that white vest off he'll have a white shaped vest shape on his tanned body. Phnarf." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Shia LaBeouf delivers the most intense motivational speech of all-time

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, German Impersonator
"I prefer him playing a slacker with no goals and ambitions. Who is this LaBeouf?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Kitteh Sings

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, X Factor Judge, Belgium
"Nice timing, but that kitteh is waaaaay out of tune." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Redneck Avengers

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Hot Dog Vendor (Special Events)
"They need a tie-in brand of hotdog's to go with this series." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Tortoises Try Tiny Pancakes

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Tortoise Lover
"I was hoping he would flip one of the pancakes onto his back and then he could hilariously run round and round at a glacial pace chasing his own tail! Disappointed." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
David Beckham - 3 Ridiculous Questions

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Englishman Abroad
"The David Beckham ugly selfie looks just like the Ricky Gervais ugly selfie. I want my money back (in dollars not pounds)." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
U2's The Edge falls off the stage

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Accident Inspector
"Remind me, why do they call him Edge? Is it because he likes to get close to the edge? In which case this was an accident waiting to happen." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Bird Laughs Like Super Villain

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Disasterologist
"If he can build a nuclear bomb next we're all in trouble." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Benedict Cumberpatch Tries Other Names

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Office Manager
"Fine actor, but just imagine what an annoying guy Benedict Cumberpatch sounds like as an office temp." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Cockatoo Loves Elvis

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Bird Watcher
"I still feel the exact same way about Elvis, apart from the sticky out feathers, that's just freaky" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
2 Owls On The Roof

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Bird Watcher
"I always thought Owls would be considerate neighbours who wouldn't sh*t on the pavement and watch it drip down to you. My bad." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Arnold Schwarzenegger Films - Late Late Show

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Horoscope Expert (Taurus)
"He's always coming back." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
The Thug Life Chose Me

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Real Street Thug
"Nah... A real thug would never even use a toothbrush. Next..." [More]

May Horoscopes

Awards

Honorary Mention in The Arachnophobia Magazine for a spider in a horoscope warning, March 2015

Best Horoscope Service Yet To Get A Podcast Of the Year 2014, Geneva

Mild Chili Pepper Sauce Taurus Horoscope Of The Year, 2013

Futuregazers Capricorn Horoscope Of the Year 2032

Jim Boy's 'Most Accurate Ever' Sagittarius Horoscope April 2012 [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
4 Beyonce From Todrick

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Producer, Ellen Show
"A researcher off the Ellen Show just fell off her chair and splashed her bottle of water over everyone. Kudos dancing lip synching dude." [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Bonnie Hates To Eat Alone

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Health And Safety Officer
"Can nobody else see the health and safety issues with a dog moving his food or water around like that? Slippery floors mean bruised bottoms!" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Jimmy Fallon and Russell Crowe Sing "Balls in Your Mouth"

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Color Counter
"Why do all American chat shows have white hosts but black bands?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Britain's Got Talent: Can Jamie conjure up four yeses?

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Generalist
"Ah, yes. Reversible money. And he magic's just the last card on the flippy-deck with the card chosen on. How easy was that?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Matthew McConnaughey's Reaction To The New Star Wars Trailer

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Troublemaker
"0:58 Anyone else see Stan Laurel there? Is it just me?" [More]

Video Of The Day - We Have Our Says:
Niamh - Meeting My Doppelgänger

Angry Man
Jessie Krufts, Philosopher
"It would be fun to to meet my doppelganger if he was a porn star and gave me a free copy of all his movies. " [More]

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