1 |
The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. |
2 |
Dogs
will forgive you for playing with other dogs. |
3 |
If
a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't
hate it. |
4 |
Dogs
don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. |
5 |
A
dog's disposition stays the same all month long. |
6 |
Dogs
like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. |
7 |
A
dog's parents never visit. |
8 |
Dogs
do not hate their bodies. |
9 |
Dogs
agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across. |
10 |
Dogs
do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. |
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August 19, 2005 |
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