1 | The
later you are, the more excited
they are to see you. |
2 | Dogs
will forgive you for playing with other dogs. |
3 | If
a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. |
4 | Dogs
don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. |
5 | A
dog's disposition stays the same all month long. |
6 | Dogs
like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. |
7 | A
dog's parents never visit. |
8 | Dogs
do not hate their bodies. |
9 | Dogs
agree you have to raise your voice
to get your point across. |
10 | Dogs
do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. |
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August 19, 2005 |
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