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Ten of Sarah Palin's nuttiest quotes (compiled 6th June 2011).
Sarah Palin came to the world's attention as John McCain's surprise, seemingly unresearched, last minute running mate in their unsuccessful presidential campaign in 2008. She quickly became the most popular comedy character in US politics. As rumors grow that she is considering running for President against Barack Obama in 2012, here are a collection of her nuttiest moments so far...

''If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?''

''Going Rogue''

''I don't know if I should Buenos Aires or Bonjour, or... this is such a melting pot. This is beautiful. I love the diversity. Yeah. There were a whole bunch of guys named Tony in the photo line, I know that.''

Addressing a Charity of Hope gathering, Hamilton, Ontario, April 15, 2010

"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'"

Twitter July 18, 2010


''They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.''

speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

''All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.''

Her response to being asked which newspapers she read, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008


"Because of that one episode, that one episode, that would turn an issue into what it has become over the last two years. I think that's ridiculous. That's one of those things, where that
issue...that I don't read, or that I'm not informed, it's one of those questions where I like to turn that around and ask the reporters, 'Why would it be that there is that perception that I
don't read?'"

ABC interview with Barbara Walters, Dec. 9, 2010

''I want to help clean up the state that is so sorry today of journalism. And I have a communications degree.''

Fox News interview with Sean Hannity, Nov. 22, 2010

''I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing — do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?''

speaking on the situation in Libya, March 29, 2011

"But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies."

after being asked how she would handle the current hostilities between the two Koreas, interview on Glenn Beck's radio show, Nov. 24, 2010


''We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.''

speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., Oct. 16, 2008
(Source: selected and ranked from a much larger collection from
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