1 |
Michael
Jackson - Beat it
The real lyrics are:
"show them how funky"
Misheard
as:
"show them hot monkey" |
2 |
Bohemian
Rhapsody, Queen
The real lyrics are:
"Spare him his life from this monstrosity"
Misheard
as:
"Spare him his life from this one sausagee" |
3 |
Abba,
Chiquitita
The
real lyrics are:
"Chiquitita, tell me what's
wrong..."
Misheard
as:
"Kick her teeth out, tell
me what's wrong..." |
4 |
Billy
Joel, We Didn't Start the fire
The real lyrics are:
"Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law..."
Misheard
as:
"Hypodermics on the show, vaginas under martial law..." |
5 |
Rod
Stewart, Maggie May
The real lyrics are:
"All you did was wreck my
bed"
Misheard
as:
"All you did was wet my
bed" |
6 |
Band
Of Gold, Candy Staton
The
real lyrics are:
"Since you've been gone,
all that's left is a band of gold
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here with me."
Misheard
as:
"Since you've been gone,
all that's left is some pantyhose
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here with me." |
7 |
Madonna,
La Isla Bonita
The real lyrics are:
"Last night I dreamt of San Pedro"
Misheard
as:
"Last night I dreamt of some Dago" |
8 |
Ricky
Martin, She Bangs
The
real lyrics are:
"She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee..."
Misheard
as:
"She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beef..." |
9 |
Sade,
Smooth Operator
The real lyrics are:
"Smooth operator"
Misheard
as:
"Smoother, the redder." |
10 |
Elton
John, I'm Still Standing
The real lyrics are:
"I'm still Standing"
Misheard
as:
"I'm still Stanley" |
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November 21, 2005 |
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