1 | Michael
Jackson - Beat it
The real lyrics are:
"show them how funky"
Misheard
as:
"show them hot monkey" |
2 | Bohemian
Rhapsody, Queen
The real lyrics are:
"Spare
him his life from this monstrosity" Misheard
as:
"Spare him his life from this one sausagee" |
3 | Abba,
Chiquitita The
real lyrics are:
"Chiquitita, tell me what's
wrong..." Misheard
as:
"Kick her teeth out, tell me what's
wrong..." |
4 | Billy
Joel, We Didn't Start the fire
The real lyrics
are:
"Hypodermics on the shore, China's
under martial law..." Misheard
as:
"Hypodermics on the show, vaginas under
martial law..." |
5 | Rod
Stewart, Maggie May
The real lyrics are:
"All you did was wreck
my bed" Misheard
as:
"All you did was wet my bed" |
6 | Band
Of Gold, Candy Staton The
real lyrics are:
"Since you've been gone,
all that's left is a band
of gold
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here
with me." Misheard
as:
"Since you've been gone,
all that's left is some
pantyhose
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here
with me." |
7 | Madonna,
La Isla Bonita
The real lyrics are:
"Last night I dreamt of San
Pedro" Misheard
as:
"Last night I dreamt of some Dago" |
8 | Ricky
Martin, She Bangs The
real lyrics are:
"She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee..."
Misheard
as:
"She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beef..." |
9 | Sade,
Smooth Operator
The real lyrics are:
"Smooth operator" Misheard
as:
"Smoother, the redder." |
10 | Elton
John, I'm Still Standing
The real lyrics are:
"I'm still Standing" Misheard
as:
"I'm still Stanley" |
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November 21, 2005 |
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