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Ten of the most misheard pop song lyrics of all time...
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We've been looking around the internet a little while for this list. There are either a lot of idiots out there or people who deliberately mishear lyrics to get attention... Below we have compiled a top ten of misheard lyrics that could plausibly be true... you are always welcome to send us in your favorite misheard lyrics.
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1
Michael Jackson - Beat it
The real lyrics are:
"show them how funky"

Misheard as:
"show them hot monkey"

2
Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
The real lyrics are:
"Spare him his life from this monstrosity"

Misheard as:
"Spare him his life from this one sausagee"

3
Abba, Chiquitita
The real lyrics are:
"Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong..."

Misheard as:
"Kick her teeth out, tell me what's wrong..."

4
Billy Joel, We Didn't Start the fire
The real lyrics are:
"Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law..."

Misheard as:
"Hypodermics on the show, vaginas under martial law..."

5
Rod Stewart, Maggie May
The real lyrics are:
"All you did was wreck my bed"

Misheard as:
"All you did was wet my bed"

6

Band Of Gold, Candy Staton

The real lyrics are:
"Since you've been gone,
all that's left is a band of gold
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here with me."

Misheard as:
"Since you've been gone,
all that's left is some pantyhose
and memories of what used to be,
with you still here with me."

7
Madonna, La Isla Bonita
The real lyrics are:
"Last night I dreamt of San Pedro"

Misheard as:
"Last night I dreamt of some Dago"

8
Ricky Martin, She Bangs
The real lyrics are:
"She looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee..."

Misheard as:
"She looks like a flower, but she stinks like a beef..."

9
Sade, Smooth Operator
The real lyrics are:
"Smooth operator"

Misheard as:
"Smoother, the redder."

10
Elton John, I'm Still Standing
The real lyrics are:
"I'm still Standing"

Misheard as:
"I'm still Stanley"

 
November 21, 2005
 
 
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