1 |
Kids,
you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is,
never try. |
2 |
Just
because I don't care doesn't mean
I don't understand. |
3 |
But
Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just
make God madder and madder. |
4 |
I'm
normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save
me Superman. |
5 |
I
want to share something with you:
The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number
1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It
was like that when I got here. |
6 |
That's
it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! |
7 |
I
like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. |
8 |
Kill
my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? |
9 |
Lisa,
if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in
every day and do it really half-assed.
That's the American way. |
10 |
Doughnuts.
Is there anything they can't do? |
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February 22, 2007 |
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