Top Ten Laughs
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Comedy top ten from www.2spare.com
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2spare.com has compiled a list of 50 of their favorite Homer Simpson quotes. We've whittled it down to our top ten...
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1
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
2
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
3
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
4
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
5
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
6
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
7
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
8
Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
9
Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
10
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
 
February 22, 2007
 
 
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