1 | Kids,
you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never
try. |
2 | Just
because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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3 | But
Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder
and madder. |
4 | I'm
normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
|
5 | I
want to share something with you: The three little
sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh,
good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. |
6 | That's
it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown
college! |
7 | I
like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
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8 | Kill
my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? |
9 | Lisa,
if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it
really half-assed. That's the American way. |
10 | Doughnuts.
Is there anything they can't do? |
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February 22, 2007 |
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