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Ten best Farts from Fart.com
Introduction
They're childish, they're gruesome, this is flatulence like you've never heard it before! Here we have taken the time to grade some of the finest poops ever made into an audio file, and we present them to you here today. For more examples go to fart.com.
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1
Oh... please get a room... this sounds like a curry nightmare...
2
 A ten second wonder... wouldn't want to wash those pants...
3
A short one, but it gets to the point
4
You can almost smell this shotgun fart...
5
More tea vicar? This is a wet one...
6
A genuine long fart here... notice how it trails off at the end... perfect!
7
Is that your bottom making that noise or have you stuffed a frog down your trousers?
8
Run of the mill blow off
9
Poot...
10
OK, thank you, next!
 
 
 
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