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The ten best dirty things they say in golf but aren't...
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1
Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.
2
Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
3
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
4
Stand with your back turned and drop it.
5
Mind if I join your threesome?
6
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
7
Look at the size of his putter.
8
You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
9
After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
10
Damn, my shaft is bent.
 
August 19, 2005
 
 
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