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Ten best jokes from Edinburgh fringe 2005...
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This top ten was compiled from a bigger list from a UK national newspaper... The Edinburgh fringe is the leading annual UK new standup comedy forum.
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1
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Marcus Brigstocke
2
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?
Adam Bloom
3
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
Chris Addison
4
The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into Boots and
punched someone in the face.
Jeremy Limb
5
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

Jimmy Carr

6
My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
Patrick Monahan
7
I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
Arnold Brown
8
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please".
The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?"
The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber".
Steven Alan Green
9
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be sh***ing herself.
Colin & Fergus
10
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're
trained for that.
Milton Jones
 
5 September 2005
 
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