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Ten best jokes from Edinburgh fringe 2005...
This top ten was compiled from a bigger list from a UK national newspaper... The Edinburgh fringe is the leading annual UK new standup comedy forum.
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Marcus Brigstocke
Is it fair to say that there'd be less litter in Britain if blind people were given pointed sticks?
Adam Bloom
It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.
Chris Addison
The world is a dangerous place; only yesterday I went into Boots and
punched someone in the face.
Jeremy Limb
Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

Jimmy Carr

My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs.
Patrick Monahan
I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
Arnold Brown
A dog goes into a hardware store and says: "I'd like a job please".
The hardware store owner says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?"
The dog replies: "What would the circus want with a plumber".
Steven Alan Green
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be sh***ing herself.
Colin & Fergus
If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel,
then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're
trained for that.
Milton Jones
5 September 2005
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