now, look, we are not saying we have researched these, but they
appeared on DavesDaily.com and we thought it was a neat
list of laws which we have reordered into the funniest.
As for whether we believe some of them (specifically the one
where a mother has to witness sex between her daughter and her new husband for the first time
does not seem very likely to us)... but... even so... off we
Lebanon: Men can legally have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female. Sex with a male
animal is punishable by death.
Bahrain: A male doctor is allowed to examine a woman's genitalia, but
he is not allowed to look directly at it during the examination.
He may only look in a mirror.
Colombia: A wife may only have sex with her husband.
The first time this happens his mother-in-law must be in the
room to watch them.
Guam: There are professional 'travellers' whose job it is to have
sex with virgins. Apparantly, under Guam law it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
Indonesia: If you are caught masturbating you face decapitation.
East: Islamic law states: "After
having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat
are not allowed to look at the genitals of a corpse.
This also includes undertakers. The sex organs must be covered at all times (with a brick or piece of wood?).
Kong: A betrayed wife is allowed
to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her
Cruz, Bolivia: A man is not allowed to have sex with
a woman and her daughter at the same time.
USA: You can't sell condoms
from vending machines apart from "in places where alcoholic
beverages are sold on the premises."