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Bizarre Sex Laws as seen on
OK, now, look, we are not saying we have researched these, but they appeared on and we thought it was a neat list of laws which we have reordered into the funniest. As for whether we believe some of them (specifically the one where a mother has to witness sex between her daughter and her new husband for the first time does not seem very likely to us)... but... even so... off we go...
Lebanon: Men can legally have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Sex with a male animal is punishable by death.
Bahrain: A male doctor is allowed to examine a woman's genitalia, but he is not allowed to look directly at it during the examination. He may only look in a mirror.
Cali, Colombia: A wife may only have sex with her husband. The first time this happens his mother-in-law must be in the room to watch them.

Guam: There are professional 'travellers' whose job it is to have sex with virgins. Apparantly, under Guam law it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


Indonesia: If you are caught masturbating you face decapitation.

Middle East: Islamic law states: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
Muslims are not allowed to look at the genitals of a corpse. This also includes undertakers. The sex organs must be covered at all times (with a brick or piece of wood?).
Hong Kong: A betrayed wife is allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
Santa Cruz, Bolivia: A man is not allowed to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
Maryland, USA: You can't sell condoms from vending machines apart from "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold on the premises."
October 25, 2005
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