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The ten worst pick up lines of all time... Part 2... (Part 1 here)
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OK many sites have these... we think ours is pretty cool... Here they are... the world's worst pick up lines part 1...
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1
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you...
2
Hi, my friends call me Creepy.
3
Is that a false nose?
4
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?
5
Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
6
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you...
7
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
8
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
9
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
10
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
 
August 1, 2005
 
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