1 | I
may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the
only one talking to you... |
2 |
Hi, my friends call me Creepy. |
3 | Is
that a false nose? |
4 | If
your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg
Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? |
5 | Hi
my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be
screaming it all night long!!! |
6 | Hi,
the voices in my head told me to come and talk to
you... |
7 | I'm
new in town, could I have directions to your house?
|
8 | Can
I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? |
9 |
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
can sleep until the afternoon. |
10 | If
you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. |
| | August
1, 2005 |
| | |
