1 |
I
may not be the best looking guy here,
but I'm the only one talking to you... |
2 |
Hi, my friends call me Creepy. |
3 |
Is
that a false nose? |
4 |
If
your left leg was Thanksgiving and your
right leg Christmas, can I visit you
between the Holidays? |
5 |
Hi
my name is _______, remember it, cause
you'll be screaming it all night long!!! |
6 |
Hi,
the voices in my head told me to come
and talk to you... |
7 |
I'm
new in town, could I have directions to your house? |
8 |
Can
I buy you a drink, or do you just want
the money? |
9 |
If you're going to regret this in the morning,
we can sleep until the afternoon. |
10 |
If
you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. |
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August
1, 2005 |
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