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The ten worst pick up lines of all time... Part 1... (Part 2 here)
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OK many sites have these... we think ours is pretty cool... Here they are... the world's worst pick up lines part 1...
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1
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
2
I just threw up.
3
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
4
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock...
5
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
6
Are those 'space pants'?....your ass is out of this world!
7
You're hotter than a pop tart fresh out of the toaster.
8
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
9
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight anyway so you might as well be there...
10
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
 
August 1, 2005
 
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