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The top ten best replies to the worst pick up lines... that we published yesterday... Part 2... (Part 1 is here)
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So, you want a response to one of the worst pickup lines we listed yesterday? Here's our top ten... Part 2...
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1
I'm observing National Apathy Week.
2
 My favorite commercial is on TV.
3
I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
4
There are important world issues that need worrying about.
5
My yucca plant is feeling yucky.
6
My uncle escaped again.
7
I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.
8
I think you want the OTHER [your name].
9
 I'm trying to cut down.
10
I have to sit up with a sick ant.
 
August 1, 2005
 
 
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