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The top ten best replies to the worst pick up lines... that we published yesterday... Part 1... (Part 2 here)
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So, you want a response to one of the worst pickup lines we listed yesterday? Here's our top ten...
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1
I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
2
 I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
3
I'm being deported.
4
I have to fluff my shower cap.
5
I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.
6
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
7
I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
8
I'm enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.
9
 It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
10
The man on television told me to stay tuned.
 
August 1, 2005
 
 
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