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5th September

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

Dean Martin

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.

Albert Einstein

No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.


I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

Richard Lewis

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.


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