A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to a man. But a pig will look you straight in the eye and see his equal.

Anon

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

Irish Proverb

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart.

Buddha

I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.

New York City detective

All you have to do is to look like crap on film and everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress. Actually, all you've done is look like crap.

Helen Mirren