Winning is not everything, but wanting to win is.

Vince Lombardi

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

George Burns

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.

Buddha

I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of "work," because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.

Andy Warhol

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

Woody Allen