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30th October

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

Fred Allen

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

George Burns

I don’t want yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell the truth, even if it costs them their jobs.

Samuel Goldwyn

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Unknown

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Unknown

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