The most delightful advantage of being bald - one can hear snowflakes

RG Daniels

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

Jerry Garcia

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Maryon Pearson

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

Woody Allen

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.

Bill Cosby