Distrust yourself, and sleep before you fight. 'Tis not too late tomorrow to be brave.

Dr John Armstrong

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A Whitney Brown

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Bob Hope

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

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