Wisdom from the greatest voices of reason who are, or have ever been, in our world

29th October

Distrust yourself, and sleep before you fight. 'Tis not too late tomorrow to be brave.

Dr John Armstrong

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

A Whitney Brown

I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.

Bob Hope

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

Unknown

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