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27th October

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Scott Adams

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Groucho Marx

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Jackie Mason

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

Dorothy Parker

I read part of it all the way through.

Samuel Goldwyn

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