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26th October

It is difficult but not impossible to conduct strictly honest business. What is true is that honesty is incompatible with the amassing of a large fortune.

Gandhi

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!

Bill Cosby

Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Bob Hope

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

George Burns

Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of.

Douglas Adams

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