[Classic cricket commentary comedy]

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey."

Brian Johnston

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Steven Wright

Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation.

Jimmy Carr

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Jack Benny

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.

Alfred Hitchcock