from the greatest voices of reason who are, or have ever
been, in our world
think that I shall never see
billboard lovely as a tree.
unless the billboards fall
never see a tree at all.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
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