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20th October

I think that I shall never see

A billboard lovely as a tree.

Indeed, unless the billboards fall

I'll never see a tree at all.

Ogden Nash

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Mark Twain

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Unknown

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Unknown

If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

George Carlin

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