Wisdom from the greatest voices of reason who are, or have ever been, in our world

2nd October

I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC;

It plainly marks four my revue

Mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this poem threw it,

I'm sure your pleased too no,

Its letter perfect in it's weigh,

My checker tolled me sew

Jane Minor

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Unknown

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Unknown

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

Jay Leno

<-- Yesterday
 

Other quotes for the day this October can be found on these links:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31

OTHER VOR DAILY
On This Day - Daily look at historic news of the day
Thought For The Day - A daily spoof thought...
Celebrity Birthdays - Type in a date and see who was born

This feature is from theVoiceofReason.com 'The home of world comedy truth entertainment'. theVoiceofReason.com is a satirical, comedy and humour site. This particular section, however, is a collection of genuine quotes from real people.

Contact us: editor@theVoiceofReason.com