I have a spelling checker

It came with my PC;

It plainly marks four my revue

Mistakes I cannot sea.

I've run this poem threw it,

I'm sure your pleased too no,

Its letter perfect in it's weigh,

My checker tolled me sew

Jane Minor

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Unknown

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

Unknown

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

George Carlin

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.

Jay Leno