It is a good rule in life never to apologise. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

PG Wodehouse

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Unknown

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

Winston Churchill

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain