Wisdom from the greatest voices of reason who are, or have ever been, in our world

14th October

[Homer Simpson's brain to self during crisis]

"Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cakes."

Matt Groening

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.


One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.


No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


<-- Yesterday

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