[Homer Simpson's brain to self during crisis]

"Keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cakes."

Matt Groening

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Unknown

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

Plato

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Voltaire

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Unknown