I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Emo Philips

Is anybody happier because you pass his way?

John Hall

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends.

Sir Francis Bacon

Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

James Baldwin

You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.

Abraham Lincoln