The wife's Mother said, "When you're dead, I'll dance on your grave." I said: "Good, I'm being buried at sea."

Les Dawson

I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.

Bob Dylan [Robert Allen Zimmerman]

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Agnes Repplier

You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you had to overcome to reach your goals!

Booker T Washington

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

Doug Horton