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To Be Or Not To Be, InnitShakespeare has just been updated into modern English, this time by British satirist Martin Baum in his newly released book, "To Be Or Not To Be, Innit."

He apparently told reporters that his aim was to update "the important sexist, duplicitous, cross-dressing and violent moments that made William Shakespeare well wicked."

Some of his re-titlings of Shakespeare's classics include:

Macbeff

All's Sweet That Ends Sweet, Innit

De 'Appy Bitches of Windsor

Much Ado About Sod All

De Taming of de Bitch

Two Geezas Of Verona

Some choice quotes from the book:

'Amlet: "Dere was somefing minging in de State of Denmark."

Or how about this from the opening of Romeo And Juliet:

"Verona was de turf of de feuding Montagues and de Capulet families.

"And coz they was always brawling and stuff, de prince of Verona told them to cool it or else they was gonna get well mashed if they carried on larging it with each other."

The book is available on Amazon. We have not been paid for this report. Quotes taken from Ananova.

 

 
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