has just been updated into modern English, this time by
British satirist Martin Baum in his newly released book,
"To Be Or Not To Be, Innit."
apparently told reporters that his aim was to update "the
important sexist, duplicitous, cross-dressing and violent
moments that made William Shakespeare well wicked."
of his re-titlings of Shakespeare's classics include:
Sweet That Ends Sweet, Innit
'Appy Bitches of Windsor
Ado About Sod All
Taming of de Bitch
Geezas Of Verona
choice quotes from the book:
"Dere was somefing minging in de State of Denmark."
how about this from the opening of Romeo And Juliet:
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report. Quotes taken from Ananova.
was de turf of de feuding Montagues and de Capulet families.
coz they was always brawling and stuff, de prince of Verona
told them to cool it or else they was gonna get well mashed
if they carried on larging it with each other."