This
seen on the Metro.co.uk website, crediting The Press newspaper,
New Zealand...
Christchurch:
A man was knocked off his toilet when an SUV crashed into
his house, last week.
The
SUV had reportedly been parked up a hill from the man's
house, but the emergency brakes had not been applied correctly...
...
so it rolled down the hill and into the man's bathroom,
knocking him off the toilet...
The
building contractor owner of the SUV is helping police with
their enquiries.
1st
April 2008 (after 12 midday!)