Christchurch,
New Zealand:
We saw this story on the Metro.co.uk website.
There
were these two men standing taking a p', one guy looks down
at the other's penis and strikes up a conversation...
If
that wasn't bad enough he is smirking as he does it.
The other guy gets angry and punches him, twice.
The
punchee is sentenced to 50 hours community service for this
lapse of 'urinal etiquette'.
Classic
line from the judge after he passed sentence: "This
is exactly the sort of behaviour that makes people afraid
to go to town."
So
that's another rule added to our list then:
1)
Three shakes good, any more it's self abuse.
2)
Never look at the guy's penis you are standing next to,
but if you can't help it don't joke about his penis.
3)
Never offer to shake hands whilst peeing.
