It is claimed that in the UK up to 25% of all calls to 999, the emergency services number, are hoax calls...

Here we have the funniest hoax calls we have seen in the last year...

"I'd like a cuddle please."

"A mouse has swallowed my medicine!!!"

"I need someone to change the television channel."

"I've had a dream that I was unconscious and I've just collapsed."

"Help! My trousers don't fit."

"There's a pigeon in my garden."

"Can you send someone over to get a can of pop out of my fridge?"

"Could I have a pizza delivered please?"

"I've broken my fingernail. HELP!"