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Woman Wipes Nose On Police Officer's Shirt

Nose Batter Update

USA: Police arrived at a domestic incident in Dunbar, near Charleston, West Virginia, to find a man sitting near his front door - a woman was trying to slap him.

The woman (who we will not name as she has not been convicted) was arrested after the officer saw the woman then bite the man on his elbow and spit in his face.

The 36 year-old woman was taken to the station to be booked and when she got there she leaned over to wipe her nose on the back of the officer's shirt...

She was charged with domestic battery and battery on a police officer.


Story seen on Ananova. Ananova credited reports from Charleston Daily Mail.


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