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Wife Breaks Into Prison To Have Sex With Husband

Desperate Housewife

England: It's a story straight off the set of Desperate Housewives...

A woman, who we won't name*, reportedly broke into Stanford Hill open prison in Kent, England, Sunday morning (2nd December 2007).

The Sun reports that her husband was waiting for her when she climbed over the fence and they went to his cell where they had 'a romp'.

She was only spotted when she was leaving the all male prison.

An investigation is now underway into how this could have happened.

As for future conjugal visits...? Her husband has been moved to a higher security prison... Bad luck guys...


* does not name ordinary people who have not been convicted of an offense when they end up in national newspapers like this.


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