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There Have Been 400 Naked Sleepwalkers At Travelodge In Last Year...

Would You Like A Towel, Sir?

The numbers of naked sleepwalkers has increased 7 fold in the last year at Travelodge, according to reports we have seen on the internet.

It is claimed that, in the last year, more than 400 naked sleepwalkers were reported strolling around the world wide hotel chain, most of them men.

Managers at Travelodge have been told to keep a supply of towels in reception to hand to the naked guests when the need arises.

In one incident, police were called to arrest a naked guest when he got locked out of a hotel.

The top two questions asked by naked sleepwalkers at reception is:

"Can I have a newspaper, please?"

and

"Can I check out, please?"

 

 

11th November 2007

 
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