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Guatemala: Bush Trip To Be 'Cleansed' By Incense To Clear Bad Energy

Iximche Angst


Maya leaders in the ancient site of Iximche in Guatemala say they will have to cleanse the ground that US president George Bush walks on during his trip, later.

They plan to do this by laying flowers, burning incense and then throwing water on the ground where his feet have touched their sacred land to clear the bad energy his visit has caused, according to reports we saw on Ananova.

This will have to be done a good while after he has left or there might be a few problems, we would predict.

Native dancers are expected to greet the US leader at the beginning of his visits to what was the capital of the Kaqchikel Maya people prior to the 1524 Spanish conquest.



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