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The Funniest Complaints About Prince's Superbowl Show

Prince's Phallus

We think that there's something funny about how stupid people sound when they are complaining. Take the Prince performance at the Superbowl this year.

Not that many did complain about it, by the way.

Apparently only about 150 complained out of the near 100 million viewers that saw the show in the USA. That's compared to 400 who complained about Janet Jackson's tit exposure a couple of years earlier.

The problem seems to have been that Prince performed behind a white sheet with a light at the back, like Austin Powers, playing his guitar at the same level his penis would have been...

For a fuller collection of these complaints go to smokinggun.com. All of the misspellings are from the original complaints.

I am very offended and I would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering checking him for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.
 
I find it highly unacceptable to have a family watching a sporting event only to find Prince stroking, manipulating and fondleing his guitar behind the curtain. This image only made him look extremely large which made the rest of us feel small, and unable to preform this evening.
 
He is holding a guitar and in the shadow it looks as though he has a large penis with pitchfork at the end. It was not only profane it was very sadistic!
 
It's pathetic when you can't keep porn out of the superbowl, just becuase 6% of the population is gay.

 

 
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