We saw this story on Ananova this week, they quoted York Press as the source.

Apparently, a museum owned by British astrologer Jonathan Cainer is to close it's doors after attendances of only 100 a week were much less than expected.

It is reported that Cainer was unable to predict when the museum would open again.

And this is the quote of the week: When asked why, since his job is to provide (supposed) predictions, why he didn't foresee the museum's closure he said:

"Although I'm in the prediction business, I don't believe you can make predictions about things you are close to."

It is possible that Mr Cainer will return to devote more time to the museum in 2008.

Until then... Your only hope is for our 100% guaranteed comedy horoscopes for this month... link is here...