is the sort of story that made us decide to do real funny news on this site, you
just can't make this stuff up.
Theatre in Florida advertised The Vagina Monologues on its roadside display
board... a woman driving along with her niece complained.
the niece asked her auntie what a vagina was.
aunt was so infuriated that she had to explain what a vagina was to her niece
that she complained to the theatre (we are of course assuming the niece was a
little girl, this story would be even more astonishing if the niece was, say,
pussy's (oh shut up we couldn't resist) at the theatre must have fallen over themselves
to apologize to the complaining woman that they decided to change the name to
The HooHaa Monologues.
you don't believe us here is the board, thanks to a report on WJXT-TV of Jacksonville:
theatre must then have had a heated conversation with the producers of the play
because, two days later, they put 'Vagina' back on display.
could of course have been a publicity stunt... ticket sales are expected to be
considerably higher than they would have been for this charity benefit performance
of Eve Ensler's modern classic...
see the full video report go here.
would you explain what a vagina is to your niece? Send us your suggestions. editor@theVoiceofReason.com