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According to a report we have seen on CBS News, a traveling salesman from Milwaukee has clocked up 1,001,385 miles in his 1989 Saab 900 SPG.

8 Dec 2006
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According to a report we have seen on Yahoo News, a New Jersey mother has organized a collection and now has 1000 canisters of 'Silly String' ready to be sent out to troops in Iraq.

8 Dec 2006
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According to a report we have seen on Ananova, police were called recently when an Emu began pestering people in a park in Kaarst, in the west of Germany.

5 Dec 2006
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According to reports in the Wichita Eagle, which we found out about on Ananova, an attempted kidnapping in Wichita, Kansas, ended abruptly recently, after a shooting accident.

20 Nov 2006
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According to a report we have seen on Ananova, David Fearn, James Bond extremist, has change his name by Deed Poll to include all 21 of the British spy's films...

20 Nov 2006
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According to reports we have seen on Yahoo News, as reported by Associated Press, a 33 year-old man from Pittsburgh, USA, has been arrested by police for carrying a concealed weapon.

7 Nov 2006
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According to a report we have seen on the internet, election officials in Grand Haven, Michigan, have been left with red faces when the word public appeared on a ballot paper as pubic.

11 Oct 2006
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Ananova is claiming that a woman in India eats between a kilo and a kilo and a half of sand a day 'to stay healthy'.

2 Oct 2006
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According to reports we have seen on the internet, a High School in Concord has banned all school dances after a number of students were seen 'dirty dancing'.

24 Sept 2006
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USA. Montana, Sanders County: According to court papers, Mr Bob Craft says he legally changed his name to Mr Jack Ass on 9th December 1997...

24 Sept 2006
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Omed Aziz, 31, who has no eyes, has two fingers missing from his right hand, is partially deaf and suffers from leg tremors, was caught driving at 56kph at Oldbury Ringway in the West Midlands of England, in April 2006.

12th September 2006
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According to a story we saw on web site canoe.ca, there is a large and growing demand for camel's milk in the Indian state of Rajasthan, after an 88 year-old man claims drinking the stuff enabled him to father a child.

30th August 2006
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According to the BBC's children's news website CBBC, a 116 year old woman, who died last week, attributed her longevity to drinking donkey's milk.

30th August 2006
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According to reports we have just seen on the BBC web site, Pluto is no longer the Ninth Planet.

23rd August 2006
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The Guardian in the UK reports that Turner, the owners of the Tom and Jerry cartoons, have decided to edit out images where characters are seen smoking.

23rd August 2006
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According to NBC, a couple have just been married in Bismarck, North Dakota, with their family friend, Henrietta, a chicken, as their bridesmaid...

21st August 2006
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Speaking on a British breakfast television show, GMTV, teen pop smash, Justin Timberlake, says that, when he was younger, he used to look like broccoli.

21st August 2006
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According to the Sun newspaper, a British tabloid, Ron Cox decided to add a cupful of petrol (gasoline) to his cleaning liquid as he tried to get some dried glue off tiles in his kitchen.

1st August 2006
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18 CertificateEvery quarter the Canadian Border patrol release their list of DVD's they have allowed across the border and those they have prohibited. Adults Only.

31 July 2006
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An Ohio man, who we will not name because he has not been convicted yet, only charged, is accused of sucking on a woman's toe after he persuaded her to allow him to kiss her foot in a public library...

27 July 2006
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Pet loving Jaroslaw, and married Lech Kaczynski, had agreed to not appear in public together because it is difficult to tell them apart...

11 July 2006
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World Cup 2006: There are reports that we have seen on the internet today, that two England football supporters parked their car down a road in Cologne, Germany, and then went to watch a football match, the other day...

23 June 2006
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USA, Milwaukee: A 47 year-old woman broke into a house in the early hours of 11th June 2006...

14 June 2006
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USA: The souvenir shops are well stocked up in Hell, Michigan, for the 6th June 2006 (6/6/06).

6 June 2006
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The mix-up all began after Apple, a computer company, had won a court case against Apple Records, the Beatles label, and the BBC called into the studio an expert on music downloads, Guy Kewney, on 8th May 2006.

16 May 2006
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In a desperate plan to make Stilton cheese more popular, the Stilton Cheese Makers Association (SCMA) has had a Stilton based perfume blended.

12 May 2006
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BELLEVUE, Iowa: An auction was being held for the benefit of a family whose home burned down last month.

12 May 2006
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Russian Football Fiasco

Security conscious football stewards in Moscow stopped a man trying to smuggle a pig into a premiership football match between Spartak Moscow and St Petersburg's Zenit, recently.

8 May 2006
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Newquay, Cornwall (England): A vicar threw off his cassock and sprinted to the bride mother's house to get the wedding rings after the chief bridesmaid realized she had forgotten to bring them.

5 May 2006
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A Los Angeles motorcycle cop was watching as 82 year old Mayvis Coyle, who walks with a cane, was walking home carrying her shopping from a grocery store...

17 April 2006
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"That will be 220 trillion dollars please sir!"

You've had bad phone bills, but you've never had a phone bill asking you for what is probably more money than there is in the whole world...

12 April 2006
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Cheeta, who starred in 12 Tarzan movies in the 1930's and 40's, turned 74 on 9th April 2006.

12 April 2006
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December 2005: A court in Des Moines received a letter supposedly signed by Kimberly Du's mother confirming that Kimberly had passed on to 'the other side', so she couldn't possibly have to pay all the fines for the traffic offenses she had committed...

30 March 2006
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First: take a couple who want to pay for their burgers by debit card...

30 March 2006
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Tom Cruise, Scientologist, denies he put any pressure on Viacom management (who own Comedy Central [which shows South Park] and Paramount Pictures [which owns Cruise's latest movie, Mission Impossible 3]) to get them to pull an episode of South Park, a repeat of "Trapped in the Closet", an episode which ridicules Cruise and The Church of Scientology.

23 March 2006
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City of Los Angeles Mayor, Antonio Villaraigosa: “Arthur Winston is a true inspiration. We thank him for his years of service and congratulate him on reaching the century mark. We all wish Mr. Winston continued health and prosperity as he enjoys a long and well-deserved retirement.”

23 March 2006
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Dumb Criminal Of the Day

Sarah Zabolotny stole a rug from Upshur County Courthouse after turning up to pay a parking ticket.

15 March 2006
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Edinburgh, Scotland: David MacGregor, 28 months in prison, has finally been put behind bars after a grand total of 85 convictions, some hilarious.

15 March 2006
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Palm Beach, USA: A 53 year old woman, who has battled depression and anxiety for years, was shocked to find, on a written summary attached to her medication, that she was "CrAzY!!", it is reported in the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

9 March 2006
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Milwaukee Art Museum, USA: Radio station Clear Channel held an all-you-can-drink Martinifest for the bargain price of $30 in a well known art museum.

1 March 2006
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Behror (Rajasthan) India: Farmer, Shiv Chara, alias Sheojiram, a 72 year-old bachelor, has taken 36 attempts to pass his high school (secondary board) exams.

22 Feb 2006
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A bank robber who dressed up as a woman is being sought by Australian police, who have released the following security camera picture hoping, presumably, that someone is going to recognize him...

21 Feb 2006
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In our day, Mr Potato Head just had big ears, a big nose and funny, boggly, eyes...

16 Feb 2006
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Nick Flynn, 42, has received a letter from the Fitzwilliam Museum in Cambridge, England, banning his visits after an incident in which he accidentally destroyed three 300 year old Chinese vases.

8 Feb 2006
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A 6 ft 6 inch crocodile collided head first into the side of a moving car in Australia's Northern Territory last week, giving itself, as well as the driver, a bit of a shock.

5 Feb 2006
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Brian Spencer from Sneinton Nottingham is celebrating after being told he was pregnant by his local hospital.

3 Feb 2006
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An elderly man collapsed from a heart attack at the seventh annual "Heart Ball", a $250-a-plate American Heart Association fundraiser, reports Yahoo News.

25 Jan 2006
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Police have arrested a man accused of peeing into open windows in residential areas after offering a $25,000 reward.

24 Jan 2006
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England, Wiltshire: A farmer has been sent a speeding ticket for driving his tractor at 85mph.

23 Jan 2006
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Melbourne, Australia: A 34 year old man has been charged with burglary and assault after he made the mistake of stealing a bicycle from a guy who draws pictures for a living.

20 Jan 2006
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Croatia: Is Vera Dudas' pickled cucumber the oldest pickled cucumber in the world?

16 Jan 2006
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We put up this video last year, but now we have reduced it in size to fit on your cell phones...

13 Jan 2006
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The 6th June 2006 is proving popular as a Wedding date, according to reports seen on the BBC and Ananova.

9 Jan 2006
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The 6th June 2006 is proving popular as a Wedding date, according to reports seen on the BBC and Ananova.

4 Jan 2006
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